30-Something

My roomie and I were just recently chatting on this particular subject...and I thought what the heck it blog-able....Today I turn the BIG 24 and as I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why; A woman over 30 doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it....especially if it's football. She does something she wants to do and, it's usually something more interesting....like shopping or getting her nails done! A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the mall or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to choke you, if they think they can get away with it....watching CSI they just might. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk or if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons. For every stunning, smart, hot woman of 30+, there is back to the future, Napoleon Dynamite, Funnel Pants making a fool of himself with some 19 year old beauty queen. I apologize for all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you: Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.